6.0.0 Unplanned Authenticity Update
- Added vulnerability
- Added accidental sincerity
- Warning: may alienate irony-only users
Versioned biography engine
semantic timeline engine for versioned entities
2.3.0 Meme Integration Patch
- Added layered inside jokes
- Deprecated straightforward explanations
- Lore contamination now stable
0.0.1 birth
features
- initial consciousness deployed.
- mobility feature unavailable at launch.
- dependency on external maintainers established.
- audio input support added.
- runtime powered entirely by milk.
- is bald.
known bugs
- communication limited to screaming.
- sleep scheduler unstable.
- frequent unexplained crashes.
- no language support.
- poor head control.