🧑 steve

0.0.0 acronym changelog

• steve = software for tracking existential version events
• steve = semantic timeline engine for versioned entities

0.5.0 mobility patch

0.3.5 and 0.4.0 lost to corrupted archive.

features

• vertical ambitions emerging.
• crawling entered public beta.
• rolling-over hotfix successfully merged.
• is bald no longer.

known bugs

• steering unreliable.
• frequently falls while overestimating balance.
• pathfinding biased toward hazards.
• speed increases in direct proportion to adult panic.

0.2.0 discovery

features

• nearby objects recognised as interesting.
• environment interaction now supported.
• curiosity scaling increased.
• random objects may now be claimed as property.

known bugs

• cannot distinguish edible from inedible.
• frequently reaches for power outlets.
• ownership protocol incorrectly assumes everything is mine.

0.1.0 sensory awakening

features

• light-tracking behavior implemented.
• world rendering no longer audio-only.
• pattern recognition initialised.
• wonder remains enabled by default.

known bugs

• focus unstable.
• frequently stares into void.
• misidentifies ceiling fans as profound entities.
• communication still limited to screaming.

0.0.1 birth

features

• initial consciousness deployed.
• mobility feature unavailable at launch.
• dependency on external maintainers established.
• audio input support added.
• runtime powered entirely by milk.
• is bald.

known bugs

• communication limited to screaming.
• sleep scheduler unstable.
• frequent unexplained crashes.
• no language support.
• poor head control.